Here I am at the eve of the start of the Quarter Quell! In case you couldn’t tell (what with all the pearls), I was totally going for Finnick- he’s so dreamy and so appreciative of how much effort the Capitol puts into looking after the tributes. I told my avox to make me look like an ocean goddess- I think she did quite well, although she didn’t thank me for the compliment. So rude. So what if you don’t have a tongue? Appreciation for a compliment should always be vocalised.
I was totally gearing up for Finnick to totally slaughter the competition. He’s so sweet, yet wild- Daddy managed to get him to come to my coming of age party last year and did he make me come of age! So disappointed that the Quell was totally ruined. I’m really sick of this stupid rebelling in the Districts. So inconsiderate.
I wanted to dress like I’d been punched in the face, like that Tribute from District 2 who then went on to gorge on the bodies of her victims (hence the red lips). She is my #Hero.
Anyway, gotta get back to puking up food so I can stuff myself into 2014 properly. Here’s to hoping that NOTHING changes this year.
To me, the scariest part about The Hunger Games is how people in real life react to it. We have toys and makeup lines and media talking about the ‘love triangle’ and it’s so meta in the most terrifying way.
Oh me oh my, my darling that is so chic! You should be on a Capitol make up team! So revolutionary. Give these little tributes the look of their life before they die a bloody and gruesome death!
Thank you so much to our wonderful Capitol. See? That’s government! Really though, where would our country be without peacekeepers?! Honestly. We are offering YOU all a service. And thanks to Katniss and Heavensbee being MIA the whole country is freaked out. Well you are welcome Panem for providing a semblance of normalcy! Good goobedy goobers!